FORUM CLOSING ON 14th JANUARY

Beefy · Ultimate Poster (Breaks off in decider)

RE: Abingdon Summer League

nobrain · Occasional Poster (Racking up the balls)

Are you calling Stez a girl?

ANIMAL · Occasional Poster (Racking up the balls)

It was only because Karl wasnt playing i put it up here ans im no good at thinking of head lines

the apprentice · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

CHAMPS RETAIN 100% RECORD

The Tandem Mandem boys continued their winning streak after squeezing past Peachcroft 'A' 6-5.

J. Thomas 0 - 2 A. Luck (break and dish from adam in 2nd frame)
C. Coles 2 - 0 S. Bargus
M. Guise 2 - 0 A. Moore (break and dish from marucs in 1st frame)
N. Mansell 2 - 1 T. Phipps
K. Hollis 0 - 2 I. Bargus

8ballpotter · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

Boundary House 7. Crown (marcham) 6.

K.Walker 2-0 K.Plaice
M.Hearne 1-2 G.Parsons
S.Pontin 2-0 M.Collins
M.Trafford 1-2 A.Rouse
P.Hearne 1-2 T.Kirkpatrick

Another fine display................?

8ballpotter · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

Oracle A wrote:

Hey all,

Just a quick warning Oracle A Played 3, won 3, 29 frames won and only 8 frames lost!!!

BE VERY AFRAID!!!

Up the Oracle!!!

mmmmmmmm................interesting

I did hear through the grape vine you lost 9-3 to Midget 'A' last night

BE VERY AFRAID!!!.............Running scared!!

Week 1 - Premiership Oracle beats Red lion drayton 10-2 .............Section three team
Week 2 - Premiership Oracle beat Steventon s/c 9-3.................Section two team
Week 3 - Premiership Oracle beat Midget 'B' 10-1................Section three team.... then post how brilliant they are!!

Week 4 - Premiership Oracle lose 9-3 to Midget 'A'.............Section two team............

PRICELESS!!

Anyway im only having a laugh with ya!!

Milhouse · Ultimate Poster (2-0 up in a best of 7)

8ballpotter wrote:

Boundary House 7. Crown (marcham) 6.

K.Walker 2-0 K.Plaice
M.Hearne 1-2 G.Parsons
S.Pontin 2-0 M.Collins
M.Trafford 1-2 A.Rouse
P.Hearne 1-2 T.Kirkpatrick

Another fine display................?

We done enough to win - that was the main thing!!!!

the apprentice · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

hahahahahahahaahaha

i had a suspicion oracle didnt win as it had all gone quiet on the forum!!

Up the Mandem!!!

Oracle A · Regular Poster (Wins the toss)

Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, They must of spiked our drinks!!! You know what the Midget are like, Right?

We'll be back,

Your see

Joe Thomas · Regular Poster (Wins the toss)

the apprentice wrote:

CHAMPS RETAIN 100% RECORD

The Tandem Mandem boys continued their winning streak after squeezing past Peachcroft 'A' 6-5.

J. Thomas 0 - 2 A. Luck (break and dish from adam in 1st frame and I broke he dished in 2nd frame)
C. Coles 2 - 0 S. Bargus
M. Guise 2 - 0 A. Moore (break and dish from marucs in 1st frame)
N. Mansell 2 - 1 T. Phipps
K. Hollis 0 - 2 I. Bargus

Get it right Jamie.

DocJ · Veteran Poster (Pots the first red)

KEYS MARCH ON AGAINST LEGION

Cross Keys 9 - 2 Abingdon RBL A

The Keys join the Mandem as the only other team with a 100% record after recording a victory in this match, which was rearranged form Sunday night.

B Viner 2-0 S Furze
S Keep 2-0 D Furze
T Keep 2-0 S Niblet
C Thomas 1-2 C Annels
K Withers 2-0 K Annels

the apprentice · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

LOWLY MIDGET STUN PREMIER CHAMPS

Division 1 outfit Midget 'C' caused the shock of the season so far after beating an out-of-sorts Tandem 8 - 4. Midget appeared to have their strongest possible team out (suprise suprise) and no prizes for guessing that a certain Mr McIlroy would make an appearance. Oooo i love the fact they must fear us so much! After that victory, Midget must have just creeped into the overall knockout spaces wink

M Guise 1 - 2 J Street
C Coles 1 - 2 P Machonachie
J Saczak 2 - 0 L Street
J Wood 0 - 2 S Rowe
K Hollis 0 - 2 K McIlroy

Manse · Senior Poster (Pots off the break)

the apprentice wrote:

LOWLY MIDGET STUN PREMIER CHAMPS

Division 1 outfit Midget 'C' caused the shock of the season so far after beating an out-of-sorts Tandem 8 - 4. Midget appeared to have their strongest possible team out (suprise suprise) and no prizes for guessing that a certain Mr McIlroy would make an appearance. Oooo i love the fact they must fear us so much! After that victory, Midget must have just creeped into the overall knockout spaces
M Guise 1 - 2 J Street
C Coles 1 - 2 P Machonachie
J Saczak 2 - 0 L Street
J Wood 0 - 2 S Rowe
K Hollis 0 - 2 K McIlroy

What went wrong boys?!

the apprentice · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

Oh dear...no post from Oracle...either their match is still going on at 2:11am or they lost AGAIN and Hazel was too embarassed to post?

MING · Ultimate Poster (2-0 up in a best of 7)

the apprentice wrote:

LOWLY MIDGET STUN PREMIER CHAMPS

Division 1 outfit Midget 'C' caused the shock of the season so far after beating an out-of-sorts Tandem 8 - 4. Midget appeared to have their strongest possible team out (suprise suprise) and no prizes for guessing that a certain Mr McIlroy would make an appearance. Oooo i love the fact they must fear us so much! After that victory, Midget must have just creeped into the overall knockout spaces
M Guise 1 - 2 J Street
C Coles 1 - 2 P Machonachie
J Saczak 2 - 0 L Street
J Wood 0 - 2 S Rowe
K Hollis 0 - 2 K McIlroy

Do keep up FLAPJACK, there's no Division One in the Summer League and stop winging about my playing... 1st opportunity to play due to work/pool/personal commitments

You had the chance to sign me b4 the transfer window shut and didn't (too tight)

Luckily for you Jamey and I may be missing next week as we playing wit the big boys in Reading. However should we get beat in the early rounds we'll be back and maybe bring a certain Mr Hawkins with us, just to strengthen our team a little.....

and...... Oracle's opponents on the verge of being kicked out of league

8ballpotter · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

BOUNDARY HOUSE BREEZE PAST ORACLE 'B'

K.WALKER 1-2 POM MOROLA
P.HEARNE 2-0 ?
M.TRAFFORD 2-0 ?
M.HEARNE 2-0 ?
S.PONTIN 2-0 ?

Final score was 9-3 to Boundary House was all over by 830??

Sorry i never looked at the score card to get the Oracle 'B' team names.

P.S. Ming we tried about 20 times to text you the result last night but the text were not getting through, we tried it on several phones with no luck? even calling you didn't go through, this is the number we have for you 07977078192? is this still your number or do you have a new mobile?

8ballpotter · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

the apprentice wrote:

Oh dear...no post from Oracle...either their match is still going on at 2:11am or they lost AGAIN and Hazel was too embarassed to post?

I know for sure Oracle won just not sure of the score i was speaking to Rich Saunders at the Oracle last night but cant remember what score he said maybe 10-2?? 9-2?

Oracle A · Regular Poster (Wins the toss)

Just for the record Oracle A didn't lose we won 10 - 0 and was done by 21:20!!!

I just don't get how losing to the Midget C team is the shock of the season, there a good side!!!

The shock of the season would are loss last week to a bunch of handicaps, the Midget B!

the apprentice · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

Peanut the shock thing was a wind-up lol.

And shush Kevin Mac, you even told me you have been avaiable before and asked if they needed you and they turned you down! Oh i expect to see you at the Tandem next sunday then lol

fudger phil · Occasional Poster (Racking up the balls)

final score was boundary 9--oracle -b 2

MING · Ultimate Poster (2-0 up in a best of 7)

The Summer League has reached the halfway point and it's still uncertain who will reach the final stages. Apart from the Cross Keys, every team has lost at least 1 match and the Overall table changes constantly. It may change more dramatically...

2 Teams are on the verge of being expelled and their results being "null & void" and 3 teams are in danger of going the same way as they have still not paid their entry fees. Failure to pay them by 2nd August will result in them being expelled from the League and any players in the Singles also being expelled.

Whilst this may seem heavy handed, the league base it's trophy expenditure on the number of entries each season and WILL NOT continue to allow teams enter without their fees being fully paid.

Please note; that any outstanding fees will continue to be owed and that your Pub/Club and individual players will not be permitted to play in subsequent seasons whilst these fees remain outstanding.

8ballpotter · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

Boundary House 9. Oracle 'B' 3.

M.Trafford 2-0 S.Evans
M.Hearne 2-0 J.Evans
J.Williams 2-0 G Bushnell
S.Ponting 1-2 D Herney
G.Fleet 2-1 S.Whittingham

the apprentice · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

CHAMPS EDGE OUT MIDGET

This classic encounter got underway just after 8pm as Midget turned up around 7.59pm! As im such a nice captain I decided not to claim any frames, even though there was no apology from any of them! But then again, i didnt really expect it from any of them lot wink was their reason genuine? or was it a tactic that allowed a certain drunk Mr McIlroy time to get to the venue? hmm...maybe we will never know!! wink My opponents name had changed as the card had been changed after the match had started!! (which was the only thing we threw a hissy fit at)

K. Hollis     1 - 2 P. Machonachie
N. Manse   2 - 0 D. Fuller
J. Saczak   2 - 0 M. Haynes
C. Coles    1 - 2 S. Rowe
J. Thomas 1 - 2 K. McIlroy

Anyways, good match, good result (for us), good banter (bit o.t.t. from the Midget at times), good food, good night!

Milhouse · Ultimate Poster (2-0 up in a best of 7)

Kevin - Can you check the league stats for the Boundary House please.
It looks as though you have updated our matches played and won, but the scores have not updated. The league table shows us having frames of 36-25 which is what we were on last week. It has not updated our 9-3 scoreline from this Sunday.

MING · Ultimate Poster (2-0 up in a best of 7)

Milhouse wrote:
Kevin - Can you check the league stats for the Boundary House please.
It looks as though you have updated our matches played and won, but the scores have not updated. The league table shows us having frames of 36-25 which is what we were on last week. It has not updated our 9-3 scoreline from this Sunday.

Irregular betting patterns on your match scores has meant your frame scores being suspended pending a full investigation.

The recent sunny weather has affected the ability of my Death Ray to ascertain wether or not you're a bunch of cheatin' b'stards, hence the rain today.

Any hot flushes you experience today will be as a result of my Death Ray scaning your tiny earth brain and should not result in any perminent damage...

Any cheatin b'stards will be banished to the outer reaches of the pool world where their career will spirl downwards i.e. the Cross Keys

MING · Ultimate Poster (2-0 up in a best of 7)

SORTED, a minion was found to have only partially entered the correct formula for the results. The said imbecile has been whipped to within an inch of his puny little life and banished to the penal colony Zog...

Meanwhile, things are hotting up as there are only 4 group matches remaining for teams to secure their spot in the Cup/Shield Knockouts.

9 teams have their destiny in their own hands to secure a top 8 spot and a place in the Cup, but even just 1 more loss could find them drop into the Shield competition.

The teams currently in 10th, 11th & 12th have a slim chance of making the top 8, but will rely on other results going their way. Certainly, with a number of matches between teams currently in the top 8 during the final 4 weeks, spots 7 & 8 are within reach but will rely on them remaining unbeaten in their remaining 4 fixtures.

-- Edited by MING on Tuesday 7th of July 2009 04:44:24 PM

Manse · Senior Poster (Pots off the break)

MING wrote:

SORTED, a minion was found to have only partially entered the correct formula for the results. The said imbecile has been whipped to within an inch of his puny little life and banished to the penal colony Zog...

Meanwhile, things are hotting up as there are only 4 group matches remaining for teams to secure their spot in the Cup/Shield Knockouts.

9 teams have their destiny in their own hands to secure a top 8 spot and a place in the Cup, but even just 1 more loss could find them drop into the Shield competition.

The teams currently in 10th, 11th & 12th have a slim chance of making the top 8, but will rely on other results going their way. Certainly, with a number of matches between teams currently in the top 8 during the final 4 weeks, spots 7 & 8 are within reach but will rely on them remaining unbeaten in their remaining 4 fixtures.

-- Edited by MING on Tuesday 7th of July 2009 04:44:24 PM

You sound like a promotor! You look a bit like Frank Warren!!

PoolQueen · Ultimate Poster (1-0 up in a best of 7)

the apprentice wrote:

Oh dear...no post from Oracle...either their match is still going on at 2:11am or they lost AGAIN and Hazel was too embarassed to post?

Sorry Jamie, I've been at the real World Championships for 2 weeks and only got back today. biggrin

the apprentice · Veteran Poster (Potting like a demon)

Ooooh the "REAL" World Championships...nice!!

2 weeks..you must have got far then!!

Or were you reffing? wink

Oracle A · Regular Poster (Wins the toss)

BIG GAME THIS SUNDAY!!!

Oracle A,

Right team it's a big game this sunday against the Midget A. Yes that's right there the team that somehow thrashed us, i know i'm still having nightmares about it! Anyway i feel in order to make the top 8 we have to win our remaining games so lets show them it was a blip when we lost to them!!!!!

Up the Oracle